Creepy Story Lover Gifts

Love at First Sight

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

Witches at a cauldron.

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'