Creepy Story Lover Mugs

If he had a nightmare, let him crawl in bed with us. Ok. But we don't have children.

Love at First Sight

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Ghost puddle

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Halloween Support Group

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

'There's an imposter among us!'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Witches at a cauldron.

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '