Creepy Crawly Lover Mugs

A praying mantis bride throws her husband's head to a crowd of wedding guests.

"It's just happened again! I don't get it! Master is such a nice guy: why would the neighbours always decline his invitations?"

Swimming Prankster

Monster Baseball

Dissectum Paniculata

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

The social isolation of the entomologist...

Saguaro Cacti.

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

Chameleon.

"I hope that isn't crab cake."

You had me at succulents!

Venn Diagram of 'love' and 'horror films'

'Now that's what I call a pair of custard pies'

'Sheep-dogs give me the creeps: I can't tell if they're watching me or not...'

"If I trip over something, it takes a minute for me to fall down!"

"We were out of embalming fluid so we stuffed your wife with wild rice."

"Oh, don't mind him. He comes here to get warmed over."

Bloomin' ants!

Swamp creatures during football season.

Weight Lifting Crab

A ghost in bed with the Grim Reaper

"You can call me Andy. What can I call you?"

Baldo considers squishing a caterpillar and then changes his mind."

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

'You ever get that feeling that there's something in your hair?'

Horror