Creepy Crawly Lover Pillows

A praying mantis bride throws her husband's head to a crowd of wedding guests.

"It's just happened again! I don't get it! Master is such a nice guy: why would the neighbours always decline his invitations?"

Swimming Prankster

Monster Baseball

A centipede's Christmas stockings

Dissectum Paniculata

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

The social isolation of the entomologist...

Saguaro Cacti.

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

Chameleon.

'Sheep-dogs give me the creeps: I can't tell if they're watching me or not...'

Venn Diagram of 'love' and 'horror films'

You had me at succulents!

"I hope that isn't crab cake."

'Now that's what I call a pair of custard pies'

"If I trip over something, it takes a minute for me to fall down!"

Rarely seen spiders!

Bloomin' ants!

Weight Lifting Crab

Swamp creatures during football season.

If he had a nightmare, let him crawl in bed with us. Ok. But we don't have children.

"Oh, don't mind him. He comes here to get warmed over."

"We were out of embalming fluid so we stuffed your wife with wild rice."

A ghost in bed with the Grim Reaper

"You can call me Andy. What can I call you?"

'I'm sure it would make a very nice home, but it still gives me the creeps.'

Baldo considers squishing a caterpillar and then changes his mind."

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.