Creepy Crawly Champion Pillows

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

A centipede's Christmas stockings

Dissectum Paniculata

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"It's just happened again! I don't get it! Master is such a nice guy: why would the neighbours always decline his invitations?"

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

Skateboard Olympics.

The social isolation of the entomologist...

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

Chameleon.

House with Children - There's my toothbrush!

"I don't think it's possible for your room to get any messier!"

"Today a protest at the White House..."

The Creative Process

Rarely seen spiders!

A praying mantis bride throws her husband's head to a crowd of wedding guests.

The Evolution of fish

Bloomin' ants!

'What can I say? The Feng Shui in the litter box was off.'

Einstein felt vindicated to discover that god in fact did not play dice. He did, though, enjoy a nice game of cribbage.

'I'm sure it would make a very nice home, but it still gives me the creeps.'

Baldo considers squishing a caterpillar and then changes his mind."

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

Spectabilis Horridus

"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week."

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

'You ever get that feeling that there's something in your hair?'

Medusa trying to buy hair care products.

"...and how long have you had this feeling that women hate you?"

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A quiet game at cribbage

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