Creepy-crawly Fan Pillows

Chameleon.

Fly Football

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Phoenix

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Antler Buzzers.

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

The next damn Batman.

Dissectum Paniculata

'What's that funny smell?'

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

"Baldo. My name is El Muerto. I have a message for you...from the afterlife."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Weather forecast

"It's just happened again! I don't get it! Master is such a nice guy: why would the neighbours always decline his invitations?"

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"Yeah, I used to ride a bicycle in the circus, but the gag was that it was way too small for me: kids loved the act..."

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

The social isolation of the entomologist...

As technology improves, clowning sheep is becoming more common.

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

Cross-Breeding Oops #3: The Dooodledoodle

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

"You must be the artist."

Clown eating jelly beans.

'I think we should thin the herd.'

Comic Relief

"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."

'Of course we charge triple!'

"Oh my....Look how much you've grown."