Creepy-crawly Fan T-Shirts

Chameleon.

Fly Football

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Phoenix

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Antler Buzzers.

A centipede's Christmas stockings

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

Dissectum Paniculata

The next damn Batman.

'What's that funny smell?'

You naughty kittens, you lost your mittens? Now you shall have a pie.

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

"It's just happened again! I don't get it! Master is such a nice guy: why would the neighbours always decline his invitations?"

"Baldo. My name is El Muerto. I have a message for you...from the afterlife."

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Weather forecast

The social isolation of the entomologist...

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"Yeah, I used to ride a bicycle in the circus, but the gag was that it was way too small for me: kids loved the act..."

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

Cross-Breeding Oops #3: The Dooodledoodle

As technology improves, clowning sheep is becoming more common.

"You must be the artist."

Clown eating jelly beans.

'I think we should thin the herd.'

"Oh my....Look how much you've grown."

Comic Relief

'Of course we charge triple!'