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The social isolation of the entomologist...

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Zombonies.

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"I'm the bad guy..."

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Horror Stories.

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Halloween Selfie

Monster Baseball

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Only Clowns

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"There's something very funny about those two!"

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Masquerade