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He Sees You When You're Sleeping

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

Sitting in a tree

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Valentine Day

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Love Birds love just being together

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Only Clowns

"There's something very funny about those two!"

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

You just keep giving.

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

A small heart within a big heart.

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

'It's lonely at the big top.'

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

'I called in serious today.'

"What? Too soon?"

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