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'Daylight Savings Time claims another victim.'

Death on a gameshow: 'Oh, my...now contestant #3 has mysteriously dropped dead, so I guess that makes you, spectre of death, today's grand prize winner!'

Grim Reaper Hitchhiking

"So, is there a Mrs Reaper?"

Life Support and Death

'One for the money... two for the show... three to get ready, and four to...'

The Grim Reaper updating a town's population sign.

Ants breaking into the county morgue.

"Today we will have the Swedish buffet!"

'If I were you I'd come back when he's in a better mood.'

County Morgue, free samples.

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"He loves me!"

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"They always just taste better here."

"Knock 'em dead."

"I wonder why we're not getting any new converts."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Zombonies.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I'm the bad guy..."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Horror Stories.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Halloween Selfie