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'Daylight Savings Time claims another victim.'

Death on a gameshow: 'Oh, my...now contestant #3 has mysteriously dropped dead, so I guess that makes you, spectre of death, today's grand prize winner!'

Grim Reaper Hitchhiking

"Yay!"

"So, is there a Mrs Reaper?"

Life Support and Death

'One for the money... two for the show... three to get ready, and four to...'

The Grim Reaper updating a town's population sign.

Ants breaking into the county morgue.

"Today we will have the Swedish buffet!"

'If I were you I'd come back when he's in a better mood.'

County Morgue, free samples.

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"He loves me!"

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"They always just taste better here."

"Knock 'em dead."

"I wonder why we're not getting any new converts."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Zombonies.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I'm the bad guy..."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Horror Stories.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell