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'Remember...No hexing and driving!'

Crystal ball tells fortune teller: 'He's screwed.'

Demure lady with gloves

Pirate

Desert Island BBQ

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Paranormal A-Z...

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

Back to school.

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Wotan with eye patch

Scarpia from Tosca

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Silly wig.

Mikado

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Drummer

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Johannes Sebastian Bach

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

A man taking a bow

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Three Ladies

Un ballo in maschera

Mimi's final scene

Alberich steals the gold

'Being an opera buff, I naturally assumed she said "I'm taking you to the met"!'