Occult Aficionado Pillows

'Remember...No hexing and driving!'

Crystal ball tells fortune teller: 'He's screwed.'

Demure lady with gloves

Pirate

Desert Island BBQ

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

Paranormal A-Z...

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Wotan with eye patch

Scarpia from Tosca

Mikado

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Silly wig.

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Drummer

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

A man taking a bow

Three Ladies

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Mimi's final scene

Un ballo in maschera

Alberich steals the gold

Daughters at Bedtime

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd