Opera Aficionado T-Shirts

'All right, who left this ring in the bath?'

'I did enjoy it, but I would prefer it without the singing.'

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

Hazing - In the Vienna Philharmonic

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

Simultaneous translation.

George Frideric Handel

The Pearl Fishers - in modern dress

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

Valkyrie.

Richard Wagner

A night at the opera.

"Is that rain? or the opera singer?"

'Grand Opera retirement home'

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

Lucia is further maddened by the early departure of a subscriber in a sports jacket.

The Pirates of Penzance

'That's called the 'Mask of Tragedy.' Otherwise known as the last person whose cell phone rang during the opera!'

Alberich steals the gold

Salome

'The Stalls, Covent Garden Opera'

Masquerades and Operas, Burlington Gate.

Rhinemaidens

Ruth from Pirates of Penzance

Pearl Fishers

Alberich - Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

Visiting the Opera

Man asking what is a stall at the opera

Pavarotti Jigsaw

Aiming High - World's Best Soprano Festival with an audience of bats.

Opera.

'I'd enjoy Wagner if it didn't have such unpleasant associations.'

'I'll call you after the Ring Cycle.'

'Of course the plot's ridiculous, it's Opera.'