Opera Aficionado Gifts

'All right, who left this ring in the bath?'

'I did enjoy it, but I would prefer it without the singing.'

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

Hazing - In the Vienna Philharmonic

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

The Pearl Fishers - in modern dress

George Frideric Handel

Simultaneous translation.

'Grand Opera retirement home'

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

A night at the opera.

Richard Wagner

"Is that rain? or the opera singer?"

Valkyrie.

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

Masquerades and Operas, Burlington Gate.

George Frideric Handel

'I'd enjoy Wagner if it didn't have such unpleasant associations.'

Aiming High - World's Best Soprano Festival with an audience of bats.

'Of course the plot's ridiculous, it's Opera.'

Man asking what is a stall at the opera

'The Stalls, Covent Garden Opera'

Giuseppe Fortunino Francesco Verdi.

"Is there a Valkyrie in the house?"

"Pizza delivery for The Phantom."

Hillbilly Symphony.

Giacomo Puccini

Giuseppe Verdi

Dmitriy Shestakovich

'Last week we paid £400 for a box at Convent Garden to see 'Il Barbiere Di Siviglia' and I spent the entire evening dreaming of 'Take That''.

'Sing for your supper.' 'Ol sol a meo...'

Vincenzo Bellini

'I'll call you after the Ring Cycle.'

Lucia is further maddened by the early departure of a subscriber in a sports jacket.

Politically correct: It ain't over 'til the big - boned lady sings!