Opera Enthusiast Gifts

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Luciano Pavarotti.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

"Do you think it would help if all the voices in my head came together and formed their own light opera company?"

"With this medication, you may find your voice getting richer and more powerful, but don't worry. It's just a placido effect."

Soprano loses her teeth.

'La Donna E Mobile.'

Man takes wife to the opera as an anniversary gift - and leaves her there.

'Ring cycle'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'Is there a veterinarian in the house? Our soprano has a frog in her throat!'

"I keep having this terrible nightmare, that I'm really a legal secretary with a Wagner fixation."

Gioacchino Rossini

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

'I can't sleep. I'm going downstairs to watch some opera.'

Composer

I love Wagner, Deal with it.

Bernard Levin

Tosca

Opera High Note

'Uh oh. The fat lady's about to sing. This doesn't bode well for your motorcycle.'

Christoph Willibald von Gluck

Modern Major General

Our Short-Lived Car Pool

In The Season.

Giuseppe Verdi

James Levine

The Wagnerites- An Evening at the Opera

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Songbird.

An opera singer

'Placido Do-min-go!'

Papageno from the Magic Flute

The Mikado