Opera Fan Gifts

The Phantom Of The Garden

'There's too much Mahler in our marriage. We need some Mozart!'

"It's always ballet, never opera."

Man playing parctical joke on wife.

Cow at stage door has bunch of flowers for large opera singer.

'The show's not over until the fat lady sings, unfortunately she has died of obesity-related heart disease so the show must go on...'

Franz Liszt

Barber of Seville

Girl of the Golden West

"I'm Baroque without you!"

Countess

Mars

Demure lady with gloves

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Tut and Carmen.

Felix Mendelssohn

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Pirate

Daughters on the beach

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

Modern Major General

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Wotan with eye patch

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Falstaff

Scarpia from Tosca

Silly wig.

Mikado

Reginald Bunthorne

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Senta jumps into the sea

Cafe Momus from La Boheme