Opera Enthusiast Pillows

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

"Do you think it would help if all the voices in my head came together and formed their own light opera company?"

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

"With this medication, you may find your voice getting richer and more powerful, but don't worry. It's just a placido effect."

Soprano loses her teeth.

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Gioacchino Rossini

'Is there a veterinarian in the house? Our soprano has a frog in her throat!'

'Ring cycle'

'La Donna E Mobile.'

"I keep having this terrible nightmare, that I'm really a legal secretary with a Wagner fixation."

Man takes wife to the opera as an anniversary gift - and leaves her there.

Our Short-Lived Car Pool

An opera singer

King Marke of Cornwall

The Wagnerites- An Evening at the Opera

In The Season.

The Mikado

I love Wagner, Deal with it.

Tosca

Songbird.

Opera High Note

James Levine

Christoph Willibald von Gluck

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Giuseppe Verdi

Modern Major General

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'Uh oh. The fat lady's about to sing. This doesn't bode well for your motorcycle.'

'I can't sleep. I'm going downstairs to watch some opera.'

Composer

'Placido Do-min-go!'

"Cut the opera, Fred, and go to sleep!"