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Good Ole Babies

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Tongue in the ear...

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

Frigid Cold

'Hamster Swat Team.'

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

"I'm Tia Carmen...but I guess I'm not your tia, so you can just call me Carmen."

Lady having her hair dyed

'Don't worry, Finnegan... it doesn't matter how you answer the questions in a job interview. Every time they ask you something, just tilt your head sideways in that adorable way you do and they'll be putty in your hands...'

"Somewhere in France Balzac, the parrot, cries Yves Saint Laurent, Yves Saint Laurent, every time the doorbell rings."

'Grandpa is at that cute age.'

"You're not going out dressed like that!"

Hey, I think you've got my tie!

"Yes, I know it's spring dear. But can I just have another day or two in bed?"

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

"Here comes a couple! Game face, girl! Game face!!"

"Whoah, triple denim!"

'We want to focus on female customers. That's why we hired him. He is a real expert - women start shouting 'how sweeeet!' as soon as they notice him.'

"She made her hat in rehab."

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