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Good Ole Babies

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Tongue in the ear...

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Frigid Cold

'Hamster Swat Team.'

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

"I'm Tia Carmen...but I guess I'm not your tia, so you can just call me Carmen."

It's so cute when she dresses up in your old shells.

Lady having her hair dyed

'Don't worry, Finnegan... it doesn't matter how you answer the questions in a job interview. Every time they ask you something, just tilt your head sideways in that adorable way you do and they'll be putty in your hands...'

"You're not going out dressed like that!"

Hey, I think you've got my tie!

"Yes, I know it's spring dear. But can I just have another day or two in bed?"

"Here comes a couple! Game face, girl! Game face!!"

'We want to focus on female customers. That's why we hired him. He is a real expert - women start shouting 'how sweeeet!' as soon as they notice him.'

"Whoah, triple denim!"

'Grandpa is at that cute age.'

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

"She made her hat in rehab."

"Somewhere in France Balzac, the parrot, cries Yves Saint Laurent, Yves Saint Laurent, every time the doorbell rings."