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"Here comes a couple! Game face, girl! Game face!!"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"I suffered a stroke."

Who's a cutey?

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'

'Hamster Swat Team.'

Wearing all black

'If at first you don't succeed...appeal to a higher court.'

Lady having her hair dyed

'Don't worry, Finnegan... it doesn't matter how you answer the questions in a job interview. Every time they ask you something, just tilt your head sideways in that adorable way you do and they'll be putty in your hands...'

"I'm Tia Carmen...but I guess I'm not your tia, so you can just call me Carmen."

It's so cute when she dresses up in your old shells.

'Anything else you want fixing, while I'm taking the mole off your nose?'

'We want to focus on female customers. That's why we hired him. He is a real expert - women start shouting 'how sweeeet!' as soon as they notice him.'

You're getting to be a rabbit with me.

"Somewhere in France Balzac, the parrot, cries Yves Saint Laurent, Yves Saint Laurent, every time the doorbell rings."

Twiggy

'Grandpa is at that cute age.'

'You are my best work.'

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

Living Dead Fall Fashion Show

'Who told you you couldn't change your spots Miss Leopards? Of course you can...'

'Isn't that cute? He wants affection.'

'Yeah? Well koala bears don't think you business types are so cute either!'

Good Ole Babies

'Boy, Grandmas sure are cute at that age.'

Plastic Surgery. No, after the face-lift you won't need to walk on tiptoes.

'You're crazy! I'm 10 times cuter that you ever thought of being!'

Naomi Campbell

'A Lifetime sentence for bein' cute.'