Creepy Cute Aficionado Gifts

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Sitting in a tree

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Valentine Day

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Only Clowns

Love Birds love just being together

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

"There's something very funny about those two!"

You just keep giving.

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

'It's lonely at the big top.'

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

A small heart within a big heart.

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

Birth Cake

'I called in serious today.'

"What? Too soon?"

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

'Seriously folks...'