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Haunting Music

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Apple Pie Abduction

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'Frankendumpty'

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

"The usual."

"Your husband says BOO!"

Cat art exhibition.

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

"Tell me more about the voices in your neck."

'Have you been feeding him cat food again?'

Early days in the cloning lab.

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

"Baldo. My name is El Muerto. I have a message for you...from the afterlife."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

"It's good luck."

"All we seem to be catching is little ones. We must be too close to their spawning grounds."

Man Exchanges Heads In Desk Trays

"This next trick will require a volunteer from the audience..."

The social isolation of the entomologist...

An artist waits to ambush an easel

The next time he sees a squirrel, you take the leash.

The Museum of Swine Art.

"That was one strange and confusing competition."

'It's not mine.'