Creepy-crawly Aficionado Gifts

The social isolation of the entomologist...

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Zombonies.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"I'm the bad guy..."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Horror Stories.

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Monster Baseball

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Halloween Selfie

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

Only Clowns

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"There's something very funny about those two!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

Masquerade