Creepy Crawly Enthusiast Gifts

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'You ever get that feeling that there's something in your hair?'

"...and how long have you had this feeling that women hate you?"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Monster Baseball

Dissectum Paniculata

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"It's just happened again! I don't get it! Master is such a nice guy: why would the neighbours always decline his invitations?"

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

The social isolation of the entomologist...

"I miss the scarecrow."

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

Chameleon.

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

Scary Scarecrow

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"

A praying mantis bride throws her husband's head to a crowd of wedding guests.

"Man, Clowns really creep me out. . ."

Bloomin' ants!

Full Harvest Moon

'Dang, just another scarecrow.'

Baldo considers squishing a caterpillar and then changes his mind."

A Fox Hunter gets Angry with a Scarecrow.

'He thinks some bugs are kind of creepy looking.

'Hi! You must be an absurdist - or are you just absurd?'

Spectabilis Horridus

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

"Tia Carmen is pretty picky. She wants these plates to be clean enough to eat off of."

Scarecrow Crop

"I hate guarding potatoes with all those eyes staring at me!"