Cuteness Aficionado Gifts

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'Entering Pinestock - a case of the terminal cutes.'

'Don't worry, Finnegan... it doesn't matter how you answer the questions in a job interview. Every time they ask you something, just tilt your head sideways in that adorable way you do and they'll be putty in your hands...'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"I don't like your application."

Baby rocks!

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'There's no charge for the carrier bag!'

Rape of the Lock- The Toilet

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

"She's had a lot of work done."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

'Will your wrinkle cream work on these trousers, Mavis?'

"I asked my hairstylist to work her magic on me and she referred me to you."

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

'Hamster Swat Team.'

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

'Man, I wish she would act her age.'

Lady having her hair dyed

Brazilian Squirrels

Tanning salons to avoid. . .