Cuteness Connoisseur Gifts

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

"Oh sure, cute is forever, you just go on thinking that."

"Oh crap, he's figured out how to weaponize his cuteness."

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

'Man, I wish she would act her age.'

'Will you please stop trying to out-cute each other?'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"Too much concealer?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'Anorak anoraks'.

Electric Blanket.

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"I suffered a stroke."

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Who's a cutey?

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

'How does this one feel?'

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

'Botox so soon, Master?'

"My phone is my cosmetic advisor. If the facial recognition doesn't work, I know I'm wearing too much makeup."

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

A Woman's Conquests.

'With all these new surveillance cameras around town, I'm not going anywhere without full-make-up.'