Cuteness Admirer Gifts

Don't you just hate having to be cute all the time.

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

Baby rocks!

Mating rituals

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Puppy.

Rating the Sunset

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

'I love the way you wiggle your nose when you say that.'

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

"No no, you haven't inadvertently crossed into Canada, it's me who's on vacation in the USA..."

It's so cute when she dresses up in your old shells.

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

'Don't worry, Finnegan... it doesn't matter how you answer the questions in a job interview. Every time they ask you something, just tilt your head sideways in that adorable way you do and they'll be putty in your hands...'

'Man, I wish she would act her age.'

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

Idealized portrait of a rooster.

'Oh, yeah, they're cute until you can no longer claim them as dependents on your tax return.'

'Grandpa is at that cute age.'

You're getting to be a rabbit with me.

'Isn't that cute? He wants affection.'

Teddy Bears

'Yeah? Well koala bears don't think you business types are so cute either!'

'A Lifetime sentence for bein' cute.'

'You're crazy! I'm 10 times cuter that you ever thought of being!'

Snowmanbun

To Cricketers

"I regret letting the cat talk us into signing that NDA."

Hell's Kitties