Cuteness Appreciator Gifts

Why is it always They're so cute, and never They're so complex?

'A Lifetime sentence for bein' cute.'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Fly Fishing

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Conservation Area

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

All-Verbal Westerns

"A haand gel...!?"

Moulin Rouge Security

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!