Cuteness Gifts

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Biofelineism

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Cat Towels

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Raptures

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Baby rocks!

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Sorry

Wash your hands

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'