Cuteness Pillows

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Biofelineism

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Raptures

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Baby rocks!

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Wash your hands

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

Sorry

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'