Cuteness Fan Pillows

"No no, you haven't inadvertently crossed into Canada, it's me who's on vacation in the USA..."

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

Baby rocks!

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Complementary Beverages

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"It turs out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

'Don't worry, Finnegan... it doesn't matter how you answer the questions in a job interview. Every time they ask you something, just tilt your head sideways in that adorable way you do and they'll be putty in your hands...'

'Man, I wish she would act her age.'

"Now you've done it!"

It's so cute when she dresses up in your old shells.

"I'm Tia Carmen...but I guess I'm not your tia, so you can just call me Carmen."

'Oh, yeah, they're cute until you can no longer claim them as dependents on your tax return.'

Carrie White found a manicurist who makes house calls.

'Grandpa is at that cute age.'

"He believes it will freeze over any day now."

"-and give their hunky centre forward a big,juicy smacker from me!"

'Yeah? Well koala bears don't think you business types are so cute either!'

'Isn't that cute? He wants affection.'

Teddy Bears

'You're crazy! I'm 10 times cuter that you ever thought of being!'

'A Lifetime sentence for bein' cute.'

Good Ole Babies

"Front desk? There are no little candies on my pillow."

"Oh crap, he's figured out how to weaponize his cuteness."

'Entering Pinestock - a case of the terminal cutes.'

"Cute is whatever you can get away with."

'HEYYY! That's new CARPET,you JERK!!' - Life in the fast lane.