Cuteness Enthusiasts Pillows

'You're crazy! I'm 10 times cuter that you ever thought of being!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

Baby rocks!

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Hair spray"

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

'Botox.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Medium well, please.'

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

'It's an easy product to sell. We just have patients view themselves in high def.'

'Man, I wish she would act her age.'

'Don't worry, Finnegan... it doesn't matter how you answer the questions in a job interview. Every time they ask you something, just tilt your head sideways in that adorable way you do and they'll be putty in your hands...'

"My secretary just made me aware of the necessity of investing in the beauty industry."

"No no, you haven't inadvertently crossed into Canada, it's me who's on vacation in the USA..."

When he saw her first strands of grey hair he thought she'd dye.

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

'Oh, yeah, they're cute until you can no longer claim them as dependents on your tax return.'

Week three, things started to get ugly.

Cosmetics keep men from reading between the lines.

'Grandpa is at that cute age.'

"Here comes a couple! Game face, girl! Game face!!"

"You mean to say you haven't even put your face on yet?"

'Honey, I need some money for a facial: I need to look my best with all these photo safaris around...'

"I started plucking my eyebrows, and I couldn't stop..."

"May be I should part my hair on the right."

'I want a smaller carrot.'

"...with the Botox injections... I never lose at poker."

'Charlene had never thought of herself as beautiful, but..well...mirrors don't lie.'

In space, no-one can hear you scream.

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'