Cuteness Enthusiast Gifts

"You've reached 911, and there's someone here who wants to say hello."

'You're very cute but your account is overdrawn - Ok, what the heck...?

'I'm only sort of a vegetarian. I just don't eat fluffy things!'

'Yeah? Well koala bears don't think you business types are so cute either!'

'Isn't that cute? He wants affection.'

'Grandpa is at that cute age.'

Teddy Bears

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Dating is so expensive...

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Pampered and poodled.

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

Baby rocks!

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

New Twenty Blades

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"I suffered a stroke."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"More concealer?"