Cute Connoisseur Gifts

Are you ready for the greatest treat in the world? Please don't do this. You are about to see the cutest baby. He's adorable. Excellent. I love babies. Aaaah! Didn't I tell you? Don't speak. Looks like a 90-year-old member of the British Parliament. Speechless, I know. Want another peek? No, please! No, it's too incredible for me. Beauty is in the eye of the mother.

'Boy, Grandmas sure are cute at that age.'

Who's a cutey?

"I suffered a stroke."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Imagine

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Bats with blankets.

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

All set for the big sleep, Frank? I'm getting there. I've been storing up fat for the winter. And how about Ernie? He's trying something different this year. He's got wi-fi, a game console and virtual reality googles. He's going to cybernate.

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

The Great Catsby.

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

"I've always been a gnome body."

Blue wine

'Man, I wish she would act her age.'

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"I'm working on a watercolor."