Cute Connoisseur Gifts

'Boy, Grandmas sure are cute at that age.'

Who's a cutey?

"I suffered a stroke."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Imagine

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Bats with blankets.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

The Great Catsby.

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

Blue wine

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

"I'm working on a watercolor."

'Man, I wish she would act her age.'

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

"I've always been a gnome body."

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"