Chic Connoisseur Gifts

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

A Macaroni in 1772

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Bill Bailey

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Bats with blankets.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"I suffered a stroke."

Who's a cutey?

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

All set for the big sleep, Frank? I'm getting there. I've been storing up fat for the winter. And how about Ernie? He's trying something different this year. He's got wi-fi, a game console and virtual reality googles. He's going to cybernate.

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

A Woman's Conquests.

Wearing all black

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

"Do you do these in sheep?"

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."