Chic Connoisseur Gifts

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

A Macaroni in 1772

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Bats with blankets.

"I suffered a stroke."

Who's a cutey?

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

A Woman's Conquests.

Wearing all black

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

"I've always been a gnome body."

' I hear she was quite the collector...'