Casual Chic Connoisseur Gifts

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

A Macaroni in 1772

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Bill Bailey

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

Bats with blankets.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

All set for the big sleep, Frank? I'm getting there. I've been storing up fat for the winter. And how about Ernie? He's trying something different this year. He's got wi-fi, a game console and virtual reality googles. He's going to cybernate.

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

''Casual Friday' does not mean you may unbutton your lip!'

"I've always been a gnome body."

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

"It depends on what attitude you wish to convey. This, for example, is part of our 'contempt' line."

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."