Business Casual Connoisseur Gifts

"I'd like one of those careers where you make a six-figure income while wearing a T-shirt and sweatpants."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Men's business romper.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

Bill Bailey

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

'I have too much power... but I'm not complaining.'

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

A railway station covered in advertising.

"As you can see, the company's performance has been strong."

I rest my case, your honor, in celebration of "Casual Defense Friday." ! !

"It's hard to deal with because it keeps mutating... not the virus... tax law!"

'Profit or non-profit?'