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"Sorry, sir. I thought it was a zoom meeting."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

'What the hell is a win-win situation?'

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

I rest my case, your honor, in celebration of "Casual Defense Friday." ! !

"It's our shareholders... They've lost that lovin' feeling."

Corporate Image

"The take over has been completed... they are now working on the sell out."

'And now for some fresh and existing commercials before we get back to our dull, uninteresting, and hum-drum story.'

'Motion seconded!' (golfers)

Before The Merger.

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

"How dare you accuse me of running this company into the ground!"

"Maybe we need to re-visit our 'business casual' policy."

"Eat your veggies, eat your grains, but don't forget to eat some brains."

Who's the suit? Warning. Nude beach.