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"Sorry, sir. I thought it was a zoom meeting."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

I e-bay t-shirt.

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

'What the hell is a win-win situation?'

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

'And now for some fresh and existing commercials before we get back to our dull, uninteresting, and hum-drum story.'

"It's our shareholders... They've lost that lovin' feeling."

"The take over has been completed... they are now working on the sell out."

Corporate Image

'Motion seconded!' (golfers)

Before The Merger.

"How dare you accuse me of running this company into the ground!"

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

'Hey, I know how to stop famine and poverty! Let's have lunch and after that, we go on making money!'

"Maybe we need to re-visit our 'business casual' policy."