Business Class Aficionado Gifts

"Sorry the costume's disappointing kids, but even superheroes fly business class sometimes!"

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

Counting part time employees is the new math.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

'What the hell is a win-win situation?'

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

"The take over has been completed... they are now working on the sell out."

"It's our shareholders... They've lost that lovin' feeling."

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

'Motion seconded!' (golfers)

'Reinvent yourself. You write off the whole thing as a business expense!'

'Travel agency - Ego trips our specialty'

Before The Merger.

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

"How dare you accuse me of running this company into the ground!"

"Didn't I tell you that if I kicked up a fuss they'd move us to business class"