Business Class Adventurer Gifts

'Homework?'

Profit

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

The Salesman

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Counting part time employees is the new math.

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"Expense account or regular?"

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

365 Lemonade Stand

Self-employed.

Airline Mergers.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

'Make sure that those 'Ideas whose time has come', get launched today.'

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

'After I bought those stocks of Chinese companies, I felt greedy again in an hour.'

Swiss Army Briefcase.

He had finally made it to the mountaintop.

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

'Father maybe gone some time.'

Profit Cowboy

'Travel agency - Ego trips our specialty'

'Hopefully these sessions will help you to adjust to flying economy.'

"Now remember, if he says 'hop', you say, 'how high'."