Business Traveler Adventurer Gifts

"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"

Profit

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

Kardiff.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Expense account or regular?"

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

Safari.

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

Down on Bourbon Street...

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

365 Lemonade Stand

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

Self-employed.

Airline Mergers.

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

"It's marzipan pigs."

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'

He had finally made it to the mountaintop.