Business Travelers Gifts

'I'm a just-in-time imports/exports executive - I should've gone home Tuesday week!'

"Hey, and I hear congrats are in order for earning 'Super Elite' status in elevator miles!"

'I read the paper you gave at the Iceland Conference on my way to the Hawaii Conference.'

"To make the plane lighter to save time and fuel, we'd like everyone with a computer to delete their large files."

The World's Easiest Airport

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"Expense account or regular?"

Technological Dependence.

'Hanson - committee of four.'

Airport

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'He must be going economy!'

Airport Bored Rooms

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

'Business or pleasure?'

Business-Class.

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

"Hell: The Airport"

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

Airline Mergers.

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.