Business Travel Gifts

"Nice to meet you. You must excuse me I'm still suffering from jet lag."

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

"Could you nip over to accounts and get this signed,it's just through the door on the left and then 4,500 miles to East Delhi..."

Man video conferencing - "Shall we all meet up after this?"

"Would you like fuming or non-fuming?"

"I'm so tired I can't think straight. Give me a room that's idiot-proof."

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

'He's not in the office this week. He's visiting his offshore money.'

"Frankly, John, we expected you to have more to show from your German trip."

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'I'm sorry I'm early but my flight was on time.'

"Washington, New York; New York, Boston; Boston, Washington. How was your day?"

"The speed of travel these days is fantastic. I can get from London to Heathrow in under two hours."

Toilet door. Table for one!

'Yeah, yeah, hail Caesar ... listen, I got a meeting on the Third Hill at nine. what are my coffee options?'

"For a desk job, it sure does come with a lot of jet lag."

'Travel agency - Ego trips our specialty'

'I'm sorry, Mr. McWit, but with your infrequent flyer demerits I have to charge you double and route you through Mongolia.'

'I barely have time to flaunt my expense account.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Power trips? Let's see...'

Multi-national employee: 'What time is it!? Where am I!?'

Memo - Cancel Air Trip

'As you know Fenton, we have branch offices in some pretty remote parts of the world...'

"Look, on the positive side we're flying with an e.u. airline."

Business-Class.

"If you wouldn't book hotels with such great amenities, I wouldn't miss so many seminars."

"Business, pleasure, or tax-dodging?"

"We'll be crossing the International Date Line so I'll see you when we land yesterday."

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

"They said we'd be met with a shrug of indifference."

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Excess Baggage: You used to really look forward to those business trips. Now any more.

"Business! Business! Business!"

Airport Bored Rooms