Business Trip Enthusiast Gifts

"Expense account or regular?"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

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'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

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'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"I love fast break business success."

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

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Technological Dependence.

'Hanson - committee of four.'

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'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'He must be going economy!'

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

Airport Bored Rooms

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"Hell: The Airport"

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