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"Expense account or regular?"

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

The Rubber Ball Company

The World's Easiest Airport

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

Technological Dependence.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

'Hanson - committee of four.'

Airport

"I love fast break business success."

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'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'He must be going economy!'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Airport Bored Rooms

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

365 Lemonade Stand

"Hell: The Airport"