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'It's tough finding office space when you're a business on the go.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Bo're'droom

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

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"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

I'm a self-made man!

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

The World's Easiest Airport

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

Man running in a hamster wheel

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.