Business Trip Adventurer Gifts

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch, but this trip is important.'

Profit

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

The World's Easiest Airport

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

You are here.

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Technological Dependence.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Free Range Employees.

Airport

"Expense account or regular?"

'Hanson - committee of four.'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

Responsibility and duties

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'He must be going economy!'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Airport Bored Rooms

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'