Business Trip Adventurer Gifts

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch, but this trip is important.'

Profit

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

The World's Easiest Airport

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

You are here.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Airport

Technological Dependence.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

'Hanson - committee of four.'

"Expense account or regular?"

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

Free Range Employees.

Responsibility and duties

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'He must be going economy!'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

The Corporate Rat.