Business Adventurer Gifts

'This guy knows how to find revenue streams.'

'How do you feel about working for a start up?'

Tunnel of Mergers and Acquisitions.

"Volatile is the new calm."

Congratulations on starting your own firm.

Profit Cowboy

'My startup could really use a pioneer type like you.'

'Carol, check my appointment book and tell me who's scheduled to show at 10:30?!'

'Welcome to 'sink or swim' the reality show that will find the survivor of three entrepreneurs, teetirng on the brink of bankruptcy.'

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"It's not really so much a new start-up as a soon to be shut-down."

"Guess what? I'm out here on the leading edge."

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

"I'm an entrepreneur." "So, unemployed."

Our flounder

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'

River Crossing

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'He's kick-starting his small business.'

'I'm doomed anyway, so I may as well make the most of it...'

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

365 Lemonade Stand

'He appears to be the dominant male.'

'Just how do they perform these hostile takeovers?'

He had finally made it to the mountaintop.

"We'll ask China to come to the party."

"Gone fishing for a small-business loan"

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Profit

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

The Rubber Ball Company