Wild Business Adventurer Gifts

How to Make Money On-Lion

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Profit

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

365 Lemonade Stand

Self-employed.

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

Stock market ups and downs.

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

He had finally made it to the mountaintop.

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

'Stay on all fours. That way you can pounce on new consumer wants.'

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

'When daddy comes home, tell him you still love him, even though he lost money with stupid trades in emerging markets.'

Profit Cowboy

'My startup could really use a pioneer type like you.'

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

'The prisons are full, so I'm releasing you back into the wild.'

'I'm doomed anyway, so I may as well make the most of it...'