Borderless Business Adventurer Gifts

'We're looking to expand our globalization into countries that don't extradite.'

Profit

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

365 Lemonade Stand

Self-employed.

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Stock market ups and downs.

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

He had finally made it to the mountaintop.

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

'When daddy comes home, tell him you still love him, even though he lost money with stupid trades in emerging markets.'

Profit Cowboy

'My startup could really use a pioneer type like you.'

'I'm doomed anyway, so I may as well make the most of it...'

'International companies' sticking flag into the ground near the city.

'Get out in the marketplace Merridew - hunt and gather man.'

'Welcome to 'sink or swim' the reality show that will find the survivor of three entrepreneurs, teetirng on the brink of bankruptcy.'

The sword or the briefcase in the stone

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

'It's pretty common among cruising executives, Mrs. Johnson... we call it non-jet-lag.'

"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"

My First Euro

Global Money Markets Roller-Coaster Ride.

Tunnel of Mergers and Acquisitions.

'Carol, check my appointment book and tell me who's scheduled to show at 10:30?!'