International Business Enthusiast Gifts

'...and remember, it's not what you bribe but who you bribe...'

'Yes, we're completely family-owned and operated... in India.'

"I've dotted the I's, crossed the T's, and accented the vowels."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"I love fast break business success."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

"We were looking for somebody with experience in mumbo-jumbo but your resume is mainly about gobbledegook."

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Ever Given

For sale

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Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Intelligent dog.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

"Our sales have come a long way in a short time."

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

Euro around the world.

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''